ORGANIZED CRIME is a partnership (blackmail and coercion may be involved, but this has yet to be proven) between two delinquent persons of questionable musical credentials, they being Rachel Mahon and Sarah Svendsen. The pair met at an undisclosed Canadian institution known for breeding horrendous offenders to conventions musical and other. Whether for inadequacy of skill or from sheer laziness, the so called "organists" usually insist on playing pieces together, regardless if they're intended for duet or solo, and so get away with playing only half the number of notes an honest organist would play. These criminals will continue to dupe and exploit audiences everywhere until they are caught. Using the sparkles of their sequin dresses as a distraction, the ladies continually manage to evade capture. Authorities say they are on the move and are hijacking concerts all over the world.